Apparently NASA has come out and said that they allowed an astronaut who had been drinking to fly the space shuttle. Now if I were lucky enough to make it all the way to an actual space voyage you bet your ass once I'm there I'm getting drunk. Why? because at zero gravity you can suck beer blobs out of the air...that'd be cool. Secondly because I'd be trying to score, I mean how many people can say they've done it in space? Thirdly, why not? what are you going to hit in space? Seeing as how you're in space what are they going to do fire you? If you ask me a little drink before a launch sounds great. What better way to take off the edge of what could be the last trip of your life, besides you may as well drink I mean when will you ever go back to space?
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Drunk Astronaut
Apparently NASA has come out and said that they allowed an astronaut who had been drinking to fly the space shuttle. Now if I were lucky enough to make it all the way to an actual space voyage you bet your ass once I'm there I'm getting drunk. Why? because at zero gravity you can suck beer blobs out of the air...that'd be cool. Secondly because I'd be trying to score, I mean how many people can say they've done it in space? Thirdly, why not? what are you going to hit in space? Seeing as how you're in space what are they going to do fire you? If you ask me a little drink before a launch sounds great. What better way to take off the edge of what could be the last trip of your life, besides you may as well drink I mean when will you ever go back to space?
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