Dude, I'm just a simple man with a handful o' brains but I do know one thing for certain. Americans hate soccer. Unless you're a kid or the parent of a kid grade 3-12 then you have no interest in soccer. I will admit I did kind of get into the World Cup but only because it is a worldwide competition like the olympics. Other than that Americans hate soccer. It doesn't matter if you pay David Beckham or Doodie McGee all the money on earth, no one is going to watch it. I know one MLS team the LA Galaxy that's it. I know one player, David Beckham. I'm more interested in his smoking hot wife than I am him. By the way I love chicks who wear impossibly high heels, are married to rich athletes, and used to be in international supergirl groups. As a matter of fact I watched about 20minutes of her reality show which I know will be more than I watch of any Beckham game. I have seen some clips of the guy and he does seem to dominate a sport that is hard for one man to dominate which makes me wonder...how mad are all those Euro's that we just ganked their greatest sports hero ever?
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
The Beckhams
Dude, I'm just a simple man with a handful o' brains but I do know one thing for certain. Americans hate soccer. Unless you're a kid or the parent of a kid grade 3-12 then you have no interest in soccer. I will admit I did kind of get into the World Cup but only because it is a worldwide competition like the olympics. Other than that Americans hate soccer. It doesn't matter if you pay David Beckham or Doodie McGee all the money on earth, no one is going to watch it. I know one MLS team the LA Galaxy that's it. I know one player, David Beckham. I'm more interested in his smoking hot wife than I am him. By the way I love chicks who wear impossibly high heels, are married to rich athletes, and used to be in international supergirl groups. As a matter of fact I watched about 20minutes of her reality show which I know will be more than I watch of any Beckham game. I have seen some clips of the guy and he does seem to dominate a sport that is hard for one man to dominate which makes me wonder...how mad are all those Euro's that we just ganked their greatest sports hero ever?
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That hot Spice Girl and I share the exact birthday, year, month, and date. Which makes me hot too.
And I think deep down inside, America has a crushing inner hatred of anything Euro and resist it in all its forms. Might be because they spent the first half of our existence always fucking with us. Euro trash f'ers.
Don't you ever shit-talk Doodie McGee again (and that "again" should be pronounced Jericho-style).
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