I know millions love Harry Potter and his pals but I gotta tell ya, I'm not one of them. Sure I watch the movies when they are released on dvd but even then it's because my kid wants to. I never read the books so maybe I'm missing the boat or maybe I just don't get it. Lil' wizards going to school to learn lil' wizard tricks n' shit, yea it was a cool idea the first time but now it's time for Harry & his pals to start magic'n up some beer & strippers. I mean what good is wizardry if you can't get yourself a hottie or a pimped out ride( F that broom) How come Harry never sins not even a little? Isn't it about time he got his own pad? He runs with that huge bearded fuck, matter of fact... first order of business Potter help that apeman out with a good looking potion or some crap. The main bad dude is lame whatever his name we shall not type, I'd be more interested in a triple threat match with Potter, the red headed mook, and the hot lesbian friend they have. Until that happens I'll stick to Dragonslayer and Lord o' the Rings for my Wizard fix.
Sunday, July 15, 2007
To Potter or not to Potter?
I know millions love Harry Potter and his pals but I gotta tell ya, I'm not one of them. Sure I watch the movies when they are released on dvd but even then it's because my kid wants to. I never read the books so maybe I'm missing the boat or maybe I just don't get it. Lil' wizards going to school to learn lil' wizard tricks n' shit, yea it was a cool idea the first time but now it's time for Harry & his pals to start magic'n up some beer & strippers. I mean what good is wizardry if you can't get yourself a hottie or a pimped out ride( F that broom) How come Harry never sins not even a little? Isn't it about time he got his own pad? He runs with that huge bearded fuck, matter of fact... first order of business Potter help that apeman out with a good looking potion or some crap. The main bad dude is lame whatever his name we shall not type, I'd be more interested in a triple threat match with Potter, the red headed mook, and the hot lesbian friend they have. Until that happens I'll stick to Dragonslayer and Lord o' the Rings for my Wizard fix.
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Still, how hot s the main chick in that movie. I've only seen the first one but if I watch the rest it will be mostly because of her.
Lord of the Rings sucks my ass. There. I said it. Not only are those movies long and boring, the relationship between Frodo and Sam is far more gay than anything in Brokeback Mountain. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Fuckin' hobbits.
You can't be serious! Dude one ring to rule them all... I think you need to lay off the Entertainment Weekly for a while. Potter over Frodo? You must be joking. I am glad they finally wizarded up some haircuts this time, the last movie looked like it was made in 1979
Yea, so what about Star Wars original triology versus Rings trilology? Exactly. No comparison.
Two Towers has to be the worst movie ever made. 3 hours of walking with a kick ass fight scene at Helm's Deep, but by then I am too tired and too gayed out to care.
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